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ILUXA

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Just read this: "No matter how kind you teach your children to be, German children are kinder."
Everything, that I post on this forum (and on any other resource), is not for "German children", but for conscious humans.
 

Crivens

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Everything, that I post on this forum (and on any other resource), is not for "German children", but for conscious humans.
Aiming at conscious humans is always a good idea. But I somehow suspect that you did not get the pun?
 

ILUXA

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you did not get the pun?
Kinder may be translated as children from German, I had German in my school,
pretty disgusting language IMO. Der kugelschreiber is ballpoint pen :D
But I got your joke a little bit more deeply :) Anyway, have a nice day ;)
 
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mjollnir

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A female nerd (or gay nerd) sat in front of a UNIX computer, and got horny feelings. S/he already knew make love or make sex will not lead to the desired result, so
apropos sex s/he wrote, and
whereis man with no satisfying answer. Then s/he typed
whereis sex
sex: /usr/ports/games/sex
portell sex
/usr/ports/games/sex/pkg-descr reads:

"sex" is yet another program for spouting silly random phrases. It
mimics really awful text porn with fairly comical results.

The output of this program is of a sexually explicit nature and may
offend some viewers.

And thus finally sudo pkg install sex followed by
ln -s /usr/bin/true ~/bin/horny and
sh -c 'while `horny`; do sex; sleep 10; done'
 

ralphbsz

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What does Ben S. have to do with "whereis man"? I fail to see the connection. Explain?
 

eax.qbyte

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Year 2050, A life simulator video gamer asking the community:
Guys this COVID is too annoying, from which menu can I adjust disasters?
 

fernandel

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Kinder may be translated as children from German, I had German in my school,
pretty disgusting language IMO. Der kugelschreiber is ballpoint pen :D
But I got your joke a little bit more deeply :) Anyway, have a nice day ;)
I red your post two times and I am reading again and don't belive what I see.
Because English is not your native language I hope that you translate "disgusting" something different what it is mean.
So sad.
 

mjollnir

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[...] Because English is not your native language I hope that you translate "disgusting" something different what it is mean. So sad.
It's what you're used to. When you grow up with, say, a romance (latin) language, german sounds harsh. I once told a polish friend that for me the slavic languages sound rude, with all their pstkschtk and such. She was very upset; in her ears, polish was simply beautiful... ;)
 

mjollnir

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It's what you're used to. When you grow up with, say, a romance (latin) language, german sounds harsh. I once told a polish friend that for me the slavic languages sound rude, with all their pstkschtk and such. She was very upset; in her ears, polish was simply beautiful... ;)
Good morning, Sevendogsbsd! Did you already have your cup of coffee? ;)
 

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I've been learning German since I don't know, whatever. It's beautiful, I love it and enjoy it very much.
Language is tied to natural properties of its land and origin (people, environment, food, blah blah blah). To characterize the language by romance and harshness, is wrong.
 

ILUXA

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I red your post two times and I am reading again and don't belive what I see.
Yes, English is not my native language at all, thanks to GOT.
Read it one more time and you'll see the subtext :D
French is good.

Силою Разума, Именем Рода, Я призываю Силы Природы.
By the Power of the Mind, In the Name of the Genus, I invoke the Forces of the Nature.
 
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