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bsddaemon

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#1
Do you think README dry and boring? You may think again :e

gnome-cups-manager
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Once upon a time there was a printer who lived in the woods. He was a
lonely printer, because nobody knew how to configure him. He hoped
and hoped for someone to play with.

One day, the wind passed by the printer's cottage. "Whoosh," said the
wind. The printer became excited. Maybe the wind would be his
friend!

"Will you be my friend?" the printer asked.

"Whoosh," said the wind.

"What does that mean?" asked the printer.

"Whoosh," said the wind, and with that it was gone.

The printer was confused. He spent the rest of the day thinking and
jamming paper (for that is what little printers do when they are
confused).

The next day a storm came. The rain came pouring down, darkening the
morning sky and destroying the printer's garden. The little printer
was upset. "Why are you being so mean to me?" he asked.

"Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter," said the rain.

"Will you be my friend?" the printer asked shyly.

"Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter," said the rain, and then it left and
the sun came out.

The printer was sad. He spent the rest of the day inside, sobbing and
blinking lights cryptically (for that is what little printers do when
they are sad).

Then one day, a little girl stumbled into the printer's clearing in
the woods. The printer looked at this curious sight. He didn't know
what to think.

The little girl looked up at him. "Will you be my friend?" she asked.

"Yes," said the printer.

"What is your name?" asked the little girl.

"HP 4100TN", replied the printer.

"My name is gnome-cups-manager" said the little girl.

The printer was happy. He spent the rest of the day playing games and
printing documents, for that is what little printers do when they are
happy.
http://olympus.het.brown.edu/cgi-bi...tion=/usr/share/doc/gnome-cups-manager/README
 

fronclynne

Daemon

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#6
Grandpa is in the hospital and Grandma and Granddaughter go to pay him a visit.

Granddaughter excitedly runs ahead, into the room, and jumps up on the hospital bed.

"Grandpa!" she says, and then comes closer to whisper conspiratorially to him, "can you make a frog call when Grandma gets here?"

He smiles, "I guess. Why, though?"

"Cos Grandma says that when you croak we're going to Disneyland!"
 

sossego

Retired from the forums

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#7
I have a strange sense of humor.

At the store when the total comes up, I'll give an answer such as,"I'm out of cash, can I pay you in crack?"

One I made up- (If this is offensive to anyone, then I ask the moderators to remove it)
How do cannibals stay so thin?
They only eat crackers.
 

Ruler2112

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#8
If big chested women work at Hooters, where do women with only one leg work?










Ihop. :)
 

Nirbo

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#9
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

If it had four it'd be a chicken sedan

Gets me every time. Coupe :D
 

graudeejs

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#11
Here's one of my favourite Google translations from English to Latvian I wan printed in university:

English original:
I am hard rock fan
Translation to Latvian
Es esmu cieto iežu ventilators
Now I'll translate this to approximately appropriate English (in terms of meaning)
I am hard stone ventilator
It should have been
Es esmu smagā roka fans
or
Es esmu smagā roka cienītājs
 

ProFTP

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#14








you still look toward Europe? then we go to you =)


politically incorrect!
9mm Glock. seem - 19 model. The height of this model - 127 mm
the image can be seen that the height of the pistol bullets height of 2.5 in the "belt"
bullet and a gun at the same distance from the viewer
this is based on the height of the bullet ~ 50mm, ie a NATO 7.62 bullets, but not 5.56
If you look closely, the height of the bullet + cervical sleeves in the amount of> 1 / 3 the height cartridge
at 5.56 height of this space is <1 / 3 the height of the cartridge. it is also a hint that the bullets - 7.62





 

psycho

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#15

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fronclynne

Daemon

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#24
For some reason regex(3) is giving me the giggles:
Code:
     The back-reference code is subtle and doubts linger about its correctness
     in complex cases.
. . .
     There are suspected problems with response to obscure error conditions.
     Notably, certain kinds of internal overflow, produced only by truly enor-
     mous REs or by multiply nested bounded repetitions, are probably not han-
     dled well.

     Due to a mistake in IEEE Std 1003.2 (``POSIX.2''), things like `a)b' are
     legal REs because `)' is a special character only in the presence of a
     previous unmatched `('.  This cannot be fixed until the spec is fixed.

     The standard's definition of back references is vague.  For example, does
     `a\(\(b\)*\2\)*d' match `abbbd'?  Until the standard is clarified, behav-
     ior in such cases should not be relied on.
 
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