You're playing a bit fast and loose with people's willingness to be "imaginative" here. The best code in the world is code that does not exist. Why? Because it does not break, nor does it get hacked or need maintenance. My Prime Directive reads like this: you never interfere with a system that meets its requirements.
Sure you're welcome to debate the requirements themselves up to high heaven and back. That's fine. That's the kind of debate where change is supposed to originate. Please don't try to discuss implementation details before you have the newly adjusted set requirements in front of you crystal clear, and the debate on those is fully settled. What problem are you really trying to solve, and what would the system look like exactly in a world where your problem doesn't exist anymore?