Wait... don't you always say the German's invented all these things?
Of course. But only in the last two hundred years. When the romans conquered europe, the "germans" were still living on trees. The romans only got half of "germany". Some say it was because the "germans" heroically defended their homelands successfully against the roman intruders. I say, that's national propaganda BS. I believe the romans finally give up, because it wasn't worth all the trouble and effort just to gain some wet, cold, rainy, windy, stinking swamps in dark, moist forests not capable for doing any real agriculture, and if any growing rye and rutabaga only at best.
And what we didn't invent, we made better: Take the latin alphabet for example:
We added Ä, Ö, and Ü to the alphabet. English speakers do not grasp that those are not just A, O, and U with useless funny decorations, but different letters with actual different pronunciation.
You see, writing about the weather in german saying: "heute ist es schwül" in english means, 'today it's sticky',
but saying "schwul" instead of "schwül" gives the whole thing a complete other twist, because that means 'gay'.
Of course as an english speaker you cannot understand and give a shit, since all the letters in your language are pronounced randomly, like e.g. 'u' can come differently like in useful or sun. So it's completely strange to you that in other languages letters do have a clear defined pronunciation by rules. But since we are also business people, we sell you Porsche cars anyway, no matter you cannot say it right. Some say 'porsh', while others "correct" them, saying 'porsh-uh'. Both wrong. So, we smile, and on the other hand we don't give a shit if you tell us, we pronounce 'Illinois', 'Arkansas' or 'Worcestershire' wrong.
At least we can tell Greenland from Iceland from Ireland from Maryland from Switzerland...




