Post Your Art and Writings Made on FreeBSD

The previous post (the one by hern42) deserves to be more noticeable, so read it and like/thank it, everyone.


Crumb 1501: Authorial Latitude: I approve some of the images generated by ChatGPT as graphical representations of my crumbs even when they have clear distortions in some secondary elements, usually in the background, because they lend authenticity to the whole experiment—this isn’t reality; this is all make-believe, and I find it enriching that the dents left by the tools show. Additionally, sometimes I have no idea why ChatGPT included certain elements in the image, but, if they look well rendered, they pass.

Text by Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Design and image by ChatGPT.

MY PRODUCTION PROCESS
  1. I write my crumbs (very short stories or reflections) when I feel like it.
  2. I have 9 prompt templates that instruct ChatGPT to convert one of my crumbs into an image using a certain style.
  3. Each template basically says to ChatGPT: create an image in this particular style that reflects what the crumb says. Add the text of the crumb on the image, plus "Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina presents".
  4. It's important to note that ChatGPT decides by itself what specific image to generate every time. I just provide the crumb and the style. It provides the rest. It's its "creativity" that decides how the image will be.
  5. To speed up the process, I use a custom FreeBSD script that gets the crumb from stdio (this means I paste it on the terminal), and consecutively pairs it with each of the prompt templates and copies each result into the clipboard, one at a time, waiting for a key press in between.
  6. I paste each final prompt into ChatGPT.
  7. ChatGPT creates the image.
  8. If the image doesn't look distorted and the text is correctly rendered, it gets approved.
  9. If the image is okay and I like it, but the rendered text has a few errors, I may decide to fix the text manually by copy-pasting individual letters, which is tedious but worth it if it means saving a nice image.
That's it.

Note: If you notice a typo in this image or any other, please leave a comment. Usually, I can fix them.

Crumb 1501-S-Authorial_Latitude.jpg
 
Crumb 1503: K-pop and Raunchiness: When some K-pop idols, probably influenced by West winds, transition from sensuality to raunchiness, I stop liking them.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1504: When Not to Fight: If you are the only victim and you can easily move somewhere else where you’ll be treated humanely, move.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1505: Negative People: Negativity should be taught to be kept private more than bizarre habits.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1506: The Renaissance Peach: Go to a fruit stand or grocery store and ask for a “Renaissance peach.” The clerk will answer in one of two ways: they won’t know what you are talking about, or they’ll go to the stockroom and come back with a piece of fruit in a bag. If the second circumstance happens, you must pay with the one single local banknote whose value is closest to 100 euros. If you choose to eat the fruit, once you’ve recovered, you must write this same information in your own words in a public place. Don’t add any additional details.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1507: The Choco-ordeal: The Choco-ordeal is a new brand of breakfast cereal. It’s mostly chocolate nuggets with a handful of cereal and fruit bits. Kids love it and scatterbrained parents still think they’re feeding their offspring cereal and fruit.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1509: Is the World Ending: Yes, all is always ending.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1510: How to Start Your Day Well: The second best way to start your day is not dead. The best one is not dead and not depressed.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1511: The Friendly Cop: The Friendly Cop is the most powerful drug lord in Universe 1000. She’s not a cop, and even less is she friendly.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1512: The K-pop Bagel: You can only buy the K-pop Bagel at the K-pop Bakery, in Koreatown, Manhattan, Universe 12. It’s pink and very sweet.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1513: LLMs; the New; the Old: LLMs, especially the latest batch that uses a reasoning loop, are very new technology—exciting, revolutionary—marketed and misused in very old ways—bad, harmful, evil.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1514: True America: True America is an artisanal candy shop in Vienna, Neo Pannonia, Universe 1000.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1515: #1515: If you dial 1515 you’ll hear a recording that says, in a guttural voice, “You dialed 1-5-1-5. Did you mean to dial instead 5-1-5-1? Please, remember not to wake the mute orphan.” Then, it hangs up.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1516: Dorian Startle: You can visit Dorian Startle once in your lifetime; it’s not cheap. You can’t speak. She’ll hold your hand for an instant and tell you something you knew but forgot. It’ll change your life either for the better or—this happens more often—for the worse. All current billionaires visited her when they were still young.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1517: How to Prepare an Anti-burger: Step 1: Prepare your favorite hamburger. Step 2: Turn it upside down. Step 3: Enjoy. Disclaimer: An anti-burger doesn’t have anti-calories.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
I've seen some of your stuff in the web and wonder why don't you publish it on Amazon. I enjoy the dark aesthetics of these. These are the sort of things I'd enjoy on a plane or in a digital detox when visiting family members.

Seriously consider publishing.
 
Read the First 1250 Crumbs on Your Terminal Randomly One at a Time

This was JohnK's idea.

Installation:
Unzip the attached file. It will create a directory called fcrumbs with two files in it: fcrumbs and fcrumbs.dat.

Usage:
Bash: 
fortune <path_to_the_directory>/fcrumbs

Example:
If you unzipped it in $HOME:
Bash: 
fortune ~/fcrumbs
Or also:
Bash: 
fortune $HOME/fcrumbs

Note: "fcrumbs" stands for "fortune crumbs."

Edit: Sometimes one crumb refers to another. If you want to see one crumb in particular, do:
Bash: 
fortune -m "Crumb <crumb_number>[^0-9]" <path_to_the_directory>/fcrumbs

Example: To read crumb 100 do:
Bash: 
fortune -m "Crumb 100[^0-9]" %HOME/fcrumbs

Edit 2: If it bothers you as much as it does me that the text is not word-wrapped, add | fold -s -w $(tput cols) at the end.

Examples:
Bash: 
fortune $HOME/fcrumbs | fold -s -w $(tput cols)

fortune -m "Crumb 100[^0-9]" %HOME/fcrumbs | fold -s -w $(tput cols)
 

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Crumb 1518: The Black Rooster: If you are watching a soccer game on TV with your family or friends, you all may suddenly see a robust black rooster wearing a heavy solid-gold tiara calmly strolling across the room. If this happens, don’t make a noise and stay still. It’ll find the nearest open door and disappear. Then, you all must act as if nothing had happened and never mention the event.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1519: Satan Rules: “Yes, my birth name is Satan Rules Johansen,” declared the up-and-coming young actress to the astonished journalists. “My mother’s handwriting is very bad. She wanted to name me ‘Sarah Ruth,’ and my father is both very respectful of my mother’s wishes and very persuasive, so I guess the clerk had to give up ultimately.”

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1520: What Is Freedom: Freedom is being able to do and not being afraid of doing anything that doesn’t physically harm anybody directly and doesn’t curtail their freedom directly.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
AlfredoLlaquet said:
Freedom is being able to do and not being afraid of doing anything that doesn’t physically harm anybody directly and doesn’t curtail their freedom directly.
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I was pretty cool at school to have Spiderman 1 on an iPod while it was in theaters :cool:

Although one might think Amazon's Prime TV and AI would be better at knowing I have a daily router reboot and to buffer extra data around that time for 1 minute before interrupting the whole thing, before I accidentally get the cache MB right in a video streaming app with my own NAS to have it seamless :p
 
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