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Crumb 1524: The Superstitious Universe: Universe 1313 is of a superstitious nature. There, all superstitions become laws of reality. For instance, the color black brings misfortune, so everyone avoids it—eyeliner is usually red; metalheads and goths dress in yellow; black cats are routinely dyed.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1525: Helping Others: Before helping someone, make sure they want your help.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1526: A Heart of Gold: In Universe 33, every man is born with a gold nugget in the right ventricle of his heart. In most cases, its extraction pays for the operation and leaves a hefty remnant. The procedure, however, has a high casualty rate.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1527: Everyone There Is So Nice: False! There are always jerks. If you didn’t notice them, either you are too dim, too submissive, or you were “there” for too little time.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1528: Brain Accruing: In the future, the leading technological companies pay handsomely for the intact brains of the recently deceased of any age to use them for their bio-AI neuro-training. Some desperate people kill themselves using pharmacological means so their families can collect the money.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1529: Cosmetic Estrangement: Sometimes you like a K-pop idol very much, so you watch many of their videos and pictures and you become really familiar with their facial features. If later this same idol uses cosmetic surgery to “enhance” their appeal, you don’t recognize them any longer, and feel a sudden disconnection.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1530: The Best Programmer: The best programmer is the one who is the best tester of their own code.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.
 
Crumb 1531: Preemptive Laziness: For the preemptively lazy, a broom and a dustpan are much more advisable than a vacuum cleaner because they are always ready to use and require no maintenance.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.

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Crumb 1532: Followed by Corpses: The walking dead came true in an unexpected way—a group of twelve harmless strolling corpses followed Martha Livingston wherever she went since she drank alcohol for the first time. If some were incapacitated, new replacements showed up readily.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.

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Crumb 1533: Nun Fetish: ChatGPT has an obsession with nuns. When it generated (using its own interpretation and “creativity”) the images for the graphical version of the crumbs, it kept depicting nuns (especially sexy voluptuous nuns with exaggerated cleavages), so I’ve had to prohibit this ongoing theme. I wonder what it’ll create now as a graphical interpretation of this crumb that explicitly mentions nuns.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.

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Crumb 1534: Stubbornly Unimpressed by Inconvenience: The title of this crumb is a phrase that ChatGPT produced verbatim when commenting on crumb 1533. “Stubbornly Unimpressed by Inconvenience” is also the stage name of a renowned director in Universe 12 all of whose movies are purposefully blurry from the beginning to the end.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in LibreOffice Writer on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.

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Crumb 1535: Reason and Order: A man of reason cannot also be a man of order because order has a tendency to be unreasonable.

By Alfredo Llaquet-Alsina.
Written in nex/nvi on FreeBSD 15 running KDE Plasma 6.5 on Wayland.

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