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Amount of profanity in git commit messages per programming language.

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Freebsd-Head:
Code: 
cd /usr/src/
egrep -R  "*beep**beep**beep**beep*| shit | ass " --color ./
:)
Show what we can see.
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A polski jest jezykiem ktory jest po prostu stworzony do przeklinania
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bardzo smieszne :e

pierdolić (to *beep**beep**beep**beep* someone/to tell bloody bollocks), przy-pierdolić (hit someone or something), prze-pierdolić (to lose sth (eg. all money)), za-pierdolić (to kill), do-pierdolić (to overdo), na-pierdolić (many meanings), u-pierdolić (to cut down sth), wy-pierdolić (throw out sth), w-pierdolić (to beat someone), s-pierdolić (do sth wrong), po-pierdolić (said about someone nuts), pod-pierdolić (to steal). Also when conjugated, these words may mean different things than stated here.
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Just one great comment for those who understand it :)
 


I recently have bought an old Thinkpad 756D to use as a wireless access point and I noticed in the Windows 95 background selector "Woman10".

It is like a desperate cry from a 10 year old IBM saying "Women use computers too! Honest!".

I chuckled :)
 
One of great Fingerpori comics by Pertti Jarla:

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Text in english:

Somewhere in the middle east:

They got me...

72 virgins are waiting for you in heaven!
 
phil10 said:
Code: 
<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
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It happens. Get over it.
 
Got funny spam email from an ideot:
From: [red]Nadyasha[/red] Carey <[red]mohamed[/red]bongee@yahoo.com>
Subject: I hope you will like my smile


Hello!!! I Nadya. I like cooking, walking. I single and i search gentleman for create a family. I attach my photo. If it is interesting to you answer on my e-mail: SOME FAKED EMAIL Your Nadya.
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This one I got today, from (probably) Mohamed Bongee. lol. What a looser
 
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