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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by bsddaemon, Nov 18, 2008.

  1. bsddaemon

    bsddaemon New Member

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    Do you think README dry and boring? You may think again :e

    http://olympus.het.brown.edu/cgi-bi...tion=/usr/share/doc/gnome-cups-manager/README
     
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    who can give me some information about the Philip Hayden Foundation ?

    Who can give me some information about the Philip Hayden Foundation ?
    I want to visit a orphan this weekend or next weekend
     
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    Haha hilarious, Apple gears in Vista ads :D

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    Microsoft wants to hint that the users got so fed up with OS X they installed Vista instead :e
     
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    hahaha these xkcd are crazy!
     
  6. DutchDaemon

    DutchDaemon Administrator Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Any sysadmin worried about uptime is not worth his pay.
     
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    Grandpa is in the hospital and Grandma and Granddaughter go to pay him a visit.

    Granddaughter excitedly runs ahead, into the room, and jumps up on the hospital bed.

    "Grandpa!" she says, and then comes closer to whisper conspiratorially to him, "can you make a frog call when Grandma gets here?"

    He smiles, "I guess. Why, though?"

    "Cos Grandma says that when you croak we're going to Disneyland!"
     
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    I have a strange sense of humor.

    At the store when the total comes up, I'll give an answer such as,"I'm out of cash, can I pay you in crack?"

    One I made up- (If this is offensive to anyone, then I ask the moderators to remove it)
    How do cannibals stay so thin?
    They only eat crackers.
     
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    If big chested women work at Hooters, where do women with only one leg work?










    Ihop. :)
     
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    Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

    If it had four it'd be a chicken sedan

    Gets me every time. Coupe :D
     
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    Now that was funny
     
  12. graudeejs

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    Here's one of my favourite Google translations from English to Latvian I wan printed in university:

    English original:
    Translation to Latvian
    Now I'll translate this to approximately appropriate English (in terms of meaning)
    It should have been
    or
     
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    you still look toward Europe? then we go to you =)
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    politically incorrect!
    9mm Glock. seem - 19 model. The height of this model - 127 mm
    the image can be seen that the height of the pistol bullets height of 2.5 in the "belt"
    bullet and a gun at the same distance from the viewer
    this is based on the height of the bullet ~ 50mm, ie a NATO 7.62 bullets, but not 5.56
    If you look closely, the height of the bullet + cervical sleeves in the amount of> 1 / 3 the height cartridge
    at 5.56 height of this space is <1 / 3 the height of the cartridge. it is also a hint that the bullets - 7.62

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    one happy winbl0ws user

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  25. fronclynne

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    For some reason regex(3) is giving me the giggles:
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         The back-reference code is subtle and doubts linger about its correctness
         in complex cases.
    . . .
         There are suspected problems with response to obscure error conditions.
         Notably, certain kinds of internal overflow, produced only by truly enor-
         mous REs or by multiply nested bounded repetitions, are probably not han-
         dled well.
    
         Due to a mistake in IEEE Std 1003.2 (``POSIX.2''), things like `a)b' are
         legal REs because `)' is a special character only in the presence of a
         previous unmatched `('.  This cannot be fixed until the spec is fixed.
    
         The standard's definition of back references is vague.  For example, does
         `a\(\(b\)*\2\)*d' match `abbbd'?  Until the standard is clarified, behav-
         ior in such cases should not be relied on.