… a redditor and I fart in your general direction. …
I do like references to Monty Python, but the obsession with Reddit is a concern.
… I don't think I've looked at the place in five years or more …
Are five years not enough to begin getting over things?
I would always look at any reference to something on reddit with a jaundiced eye and tend to violently vomit after viewing such things. Never, EVER trust anything from reddit.
It's unusual for a divorcee to be so repeatedly spiteful so long after a divorce; and it's debatably bad form to bitch about an entire family, if one or two people alone caused offence.
Show me, on the dolly, where Reddit touched you.