This thread is intended for posting random musings and random sh*t in general (within the limits allowed by the rules of the forum and of the off-topic section, I guess).
That is, if you feel the need to post something (it happens) but you don't want to open a thread, you can post it here. Everybody is welcome.
If it catches on, good; if it doesn't, I'll let it die peacefully.
For starters, I'm quite certain that I've become addicted to coffee. It hadn't happened to me before. I had never craved a coffee before, but today I did. Today I needed an effing coffee. It was to be expected because I'm drinking a lot of coffee lately. Am I becoming Too Much Coffee Man?
Edit Jan-24, 2026:
Get a random number or a lot of them:
www.random.org
Get Maturin's short story about coffee in PDF format (attached).
Edit Feb-7, 2026:
For the haters of anything non-technical, here's the description of the "Off-topic" section of the forum as is: "Have some non-FreeBSD related questions, or want just to chit-chat about anything that is not related to FreeBSD? This is the forum for you. Note: this is NOT a forum for technical questions about non-FreeBSD operating systems!"
Edit Feb-27, 2026:
One of the highlights of this thread so far was when the scary admin came out of the shadows to instill fear in every creature of the forum, as is his custom.
Another one is this "emo program" reported by scottro:
Edit Mar-3, 2026:
My favorite thread:
That is, if you feel the need to post something (it happens) but you don't want to open a thread, you can post it here. Everybody is welcome.
If it catches on, good; if it doesn't, I'll let it die peacefully.
For starters, I'm quite certain that I've become addicted to coffee. It hadn't happened to me before. I had never craved a coffee before, but today I did. Today I needed an effing coffee. It was to be expected because I'm drinking a lot of coffee lately. Am I becoming Too Much Coffee Man?
Edit Jan-24, 2026:
Get a random number or a lot of them:
RANDOM.ORG - True Random Number Service
RANDOM.ORG offers true random numbers to anyone on the Internet. The randomness comes from atmospheric noise, which for many purposes is better than the pseudo-random number algorithms typically used in computer programs.
www.random.org
Get Maturin's short story about coffee in PDF format (attached).
Edit Feb-7, 2026:
For the haters of anything non-technical, here's the description of the "Off-topic" section of the forum as is: "Have some non-FreeBSD related questions, or want just to chit-chat about anything that is not related to FreeBSD? This is the forum for you. Note: this is NOT a forum for technical questions about non-FreeBSD operating systems!"
Edit Feb-27, 2026:
One of the highlights of this thread so far was when the scary admin came out of the shadows to instill fear in every creature of the forum, as is his custom.
Another one is this "emo program" reported by scottro:
Well, I brought down my company's mailserver last Friday afternoon. (No, I didn't go home, leaving it broken). And, I'm sorta exaggerating. The time was way off on the server, I reset the time, checked right after to see mail wasn't working, sort of expected. I immediately restarted the Dovecot service and its message amused me. What an emo program. The message was something like "I detect a major time change something something, but the kicker was the last line.
I found it amusing. The other part is that no one even noticed the server was down save...I'm going to kill myself now.
Edit Mar-3, 2026:
My favorite thread:
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