Rant about Aliens...

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If we ever do meet real actual aliens, they will most likely turn out to be somewhat disappointing. Probably a bunch of degenerates who have been living on a slower than light generational ship for so long that their brains have shrunk, and they can no longer remember where they came from. Nature just seems to love playing jokes on us like that.
 
Rant about Aliens

Do you also hate those little green dudes from Mars? Is it just me, or do you also think they smell a little? What do they want here anyway? Don't get me wrong. I'm a cosmopolitan, open minded, interested in other cultures, like Thailand for example. Sure they are welcome here. For a vacation. Appreciate our planet, spend some money, but then leave. Fly back home on their own ugly, little planet again. With their silly, small flying things looking like saucers. Just ludicrous, those things. It's not our problem their planet is desolated. We worked hard for ours to be the way it is. I've never seen one of those little buggers do any work at all. All they do is lying at the pool all day long, and staring at us. They don't even drink any alcohol. But they think they need to tell us, how we could solve climate change. They think they are better than us, because they learned to speak our language fluent quickly. You need to listen to one of them just once. So snotty! And they can do complex equations in their heads. What's that good for, I ask you. And travel from Mars to Earth just for a weekend within a couple of hours. I cannot afford that. I don't have time for that. I must work. Serve those lazy bums fruit cocktails all day long. Okay, they tip well. But to tell you the truth: My uncle has a farm. And he told me, they imprinted some silly symbols on his corn field. Threehundred bucks he lost that way! And now all those rubbernecks gazing at the desaster! They only have fancy ideas. I always say, get a job, then you don't get fancy ideas. A friend of our neighbour was told she heard from somebody those Marsians have kidnapped a young woman. And in space they made some weird experiments with her. Likely they raped her. Then they turfed her out completely naked in the middle of the night in a forest. Somebody witnessed she had smiled, so they also must have drugged her. Unbelievable. But that's what they do. And some of those actually think, they could stay here. What for? To steal our jobs? Those lazy greenies don't work at all. I wonder how they got their flying saucers. Must have been us, paying for it. All they want here is to get into our nice social security system to get welfare, and medical treatment for free, while we have to pay it! They don't belong here. They don't even believe in god, so they are not even actual people.

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These signs in fields actually have a really nice story behind them.

And, Alain De Vos ... <nitpick> if your dog smells better than you, maybe it's time for a bath? </nitpick> (sorry, that was too good a pun not to make)
 
Fred Hoyle was the originator of the panspermia idea. I remember first reading about it in one of his astronomy books (probably "Frontiers in Astronomy") in the school library, when I was about 10. We used to get taken into the library for one hour each week and were allowed to read anything we liked, and I found this brilliant book full of photos of stars, planets and galaxies... written by Fred Hoyle.

Like Arthur C Clarke, EE Doc Smith, Isaac Asimov and others, Fred wrote a bunch of sci-fi books as well as doing serious work in physics and astronomy.
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Fred Hoyle was a true, dry-witted yorkshireman. Hoyle and Feynmann were friends, here they are talking about physics over a pint of yorkshire bitter, down t'pub, although feynman seems to be doing most of the talking in this clip. Brillant 😁
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Hang on .... Arthur C wasn't a real physicist, you might say? Well, he invented the concept of geostationary satellites, first published in "wireless world", back in 1945.
 
I've never seen a UFO, or a flying jellyfish, or one of those damn tictacs. I have seen points of light go over a few times, but nothing that could not be explained as a satellite. On the other hand, the story of these kids in zimbabwe is pretty interesting. They sound completely genuine to me. But to my mind, the distances involved are so vast that I would have to say that whatever they saw, is much more likely to originate from somewhere on earth, rather than another star system.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8pymWSKAPQ

And what these two nimitz figher pilots saw, who knows. The witnesses are far too credible to dismiss their accounts, IMHO; they are obviously both highly reliable, serious witnesses, and they give first-hand accounts.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygB4EZ7ggig

So, it's kind of interesting. Who knows? I wonder what Fred Hoyle would make of it.
 
scottro said:
Saw the subject and thought it was a line about the US and government attitude towards immigration. Although, now they seem to be using it to see if it distracts from Epstein.

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Is the truth out there? US registers aliens.gov as Trump pledges UFO files release

Web domain added to government registry a month after president directed agencies to release files relating to UAPs
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It's hard to know what any of that is about, or those senate hearings. So far I have never seen a single clear, in-focus, non-grainy, convincing photo of one of these things. All we have is witness statements. Well, I'm not expecting any great revelations to come out, to be honest. Time will tell.
 
Any way to pull up the volume of this without walking to the amp? This is way below Youtube in the same browser and I don't see a volume button...
 
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