Rant about Aliens...

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If we ever do meet real actual aliens, they will most likely turn out to be somewhat disappointing. Probably a bunch of degenerates who have been living on a slower than light generational ship for so long that their brains have shrunk, and they can no longer remember where they came from. Nature just seems to love playing jokes on us like that.
 
Rant about Aliens

Do you also hate those little green dudes from Mars? Is it just me, or do you also think they smell a little? What do they want here anyway? Don't get me wrong. I'm a cosmopolitan, open minded, interested in other cultures, like Thailand for example. Sure they are welcome here. For a vacation. Appreciate our planet, spend some money, but then leave. Fly back home on their own ugly, little planet again. With their silly, small flying things looking like saucers. Just ludicrous, those things. It's not our problem their planet is desolated. We worked hard for ours to be the way it is. I've never seen one of those little buggers do any work at all. All they do is lying at the pool all day long, and staring at us. They don't even drink any alcohol. But they think they need to tell us, how we could solve climate change. They think they are better than us, because they learned to speak our language fluent quickly. You need to listen to one of them just once. So snotty! And they can do complex equations in their heads. What's that good for, I ask you. And travel from Mars to Earth just for a weekend within a couple of hours. I cannot afford that. I don't have time for that. I must work. Serve those lazy bums fruit cocktails all day long. Okay, they tip well. But to tell you the truth: My uncle has a farm. And he told me, they imprinted some silly symbols on his corn field. Threehundred bucks he lost that way! And now all those rubbernecks gazing at the desaster! They only have fancy ideas. I always say, get a job, then you don't get fancy ideas. A friend of our neighbour was told she heard from somebody those Marsians have kidnapped a young woman. And in space they made some weird experiments with her. Likely they raped her. Then they turfed her out completely naked in the middle of the night in a forest. Somebody witnessed she had smiled, so they also must have drugged her. Unbelievable. But that's what they do. And some of those actually think, they could stay here. What for? To steal our jobs? Those lazy greenies don't work at all. I wonder how they got their flying saucers. Must have been us, paying for it. All they want here is to get into our nice social security system to get welfare, and medical treatment for free, while we have to pay it! They don't belong here. They don't even believe in god, so they are not even actual people.

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These signs in fields actually have a really nice story behind them.

And, Alain De Vos ... <nitpick> if your dog smells better than you, maybe it's time for a bath? </nitpick> (sorry, that was too good a pun not to make)
 
Fred Hoyle was the originator of the panspermia idea. I remember reading about it in one of his astronomy books in the school library when I was about 10.
Like Arthur C Clarke, EE Doc Smith, Isaac Asimov and others, he wrote a bunch of sci-fi books as well as working in physics and astronomy.

Fred Hoyle was a true, dry-witted yorkshireman. Hoyle and Feynmann were friends, here they are talking about physics over a pint of yorkshire bitter, down't pub. Brillant 😁
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwtemibzoJM
 
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