Milky Way stars are not orbiting the black hole Sagittarius A*

[Crivens]

How do you get a PhD in astrolooogy anyway?

There are scam/joke degree mills. A coworker got two from one in florida, one for Ufology and one for Angel Studies.
Be careful, however, he got himself investigated for illegaly using an academic grade. Getting away from that costs money for lawyers. So be careful.

 

[blackbird9]

There are scam/joke degree mills. A coworker got two from one in florida, one for Ufology and one for Angel Studies.
Be careful, however, he got himself investigated for illegaly using an academic grade. Getting away from that costs money for lawyers. So be careful.

Wow, I thought he was joking. Crazy world.

 

[loveydovey]

How do you get a PhD in astrolololoooogy anyway?

By contacting a Department of Astrology at a college near you, obviously. Education is via fully remote contact.

 

[Crivens]

Is there a university sporting a Department of Post Mortem Communications?

 

[loveydovey]

Is there a university sporting a Department of Post Mortem Communications?

Oh, is that where you get Medium Studies degree?

 

[AlfredoLlaquet]

Are we an astronomy/logy forum?

 

[Crivens]

Oh, is that where you get Medium Studies degree?

I think it starts with "Correct Use of Shovel" classes.

 

[loveydovey]

I think it starts with "Correct Use of Shovel" classes.

And their graduation ceremony is held on the set of the movie Ghost, with Whoopi as the commencement speaker.

 

[Whattteva]

Gotta' be honest. I was not epecting the terms "Milky Way" and "Sagittarius A*" to show up in these forums and I HAD to check it out.

 

[blackbird9]

Well, I found a taught MA at University of Wales. https://www.uwtsd.ac.uk/programme-c...logy-and-religious-studies/cultural-astronomy

"Cultural Astronomy and Astrology (MA) is the only academic degree in the world that focuses on how human beings relate to the cosmos. The course takes a multi-disciplinary humanities approach, using fields like history, anthropology, archaeology, sociology, and the study of religions to give students a full understanding of the subject. This broad approach helps to explain the complex links between astrological, astronomical, and cosmological beliefs and practices across different times and cultures."

And something called 'desire university' offers a doctoral program. It seems to be in Jalandhar, India. They also offer an undergraduate degree. Wonderful news!

Ph.D – Desire University

Jalandhar actually looks like quite a nice town, if the wikipedia photos are anything to go by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jalandhar

Perhaps this is one of the new rapid-growth areas of the economy that AI is not going to take the jobs from?

 

[Crivens]

And their graduation ceremony is held on the set of the movie Ghost, with Whoopi as the commencement speaker.

The graduation ceremony speech starts with "Platu Verrata *cough cough*"

But we need to at least give the astrology the credit that it was the humus and springboard for astronomy. Math also profited from it. And it is an anchor for some people who find no other guidance in life. Better believe that the current position of Uranus causes bad luck for you than blame your neighbor.

 

[loveydovey]

Inbound intergalactic communication coming in... Collision with Andromeda is imminent. Board Elon Musk's Starships and commence Kardashev scale 3 evacuation of the galaxy to a nearby cluster via Mars. Urgently upgrade Starlink satellites' laser interlinks from 1Tbps to 100 Tbps to prevent civilizational collapse via bandwidth starvation.

 

[blackbird9]

Maybe if you get the MA or PhD in astrology, you can land a job working with Giorgio on 'Ancient Aliens'. I noticed many of his contributors seem to have "PhDs". It could be a good lilttle earner; according to this he's worth 4 million bucks, that's not bad going!

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos Net Worth | Celebrity Net Worth

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is a writer, ufologist, and television personality from Switzerland who has a net worth of $4 million. A believer in the theory that ancient alien astronauts interacted

www.celebritynetworth.com

No wonder he's smiling... nice work if you can get it!

Ancient astronaut theorists recommend this career choice... it sure beats working for a living

 

[SirDice]

Inbound intergalactic communication coming in.

They've had a website and music steams for years.

No Station Such Dedication

intergalactic.fm

 

[Crivens]

Urgently upgrade Starlink satellites' laser interlinks from 1Tbps to 100 Tbps to prevent civilizational collapse via bandwidth starvation.

Man, my Quake ping will go trough the roof...

 

[OpenFreeNet]

Board Elon Musk's Starships and commence Kardashev scale 3 evacuation of the galaxy to a nearby cluster via Mars.

Elon Musk is a genius. E=mc^$ links everything.

 

[Alain De Vos]

How do you get a PhD in astrolololoooogy anyway?

Easy, you simply in easy wordings explain the speed of stars in our galaxy

 

[MG]

Easy, you simply in easy wordings explain the speed of stars in our galaxy

The relation between local solar system objects, Roman empire constellations and distant galaxies is a bit problematic to comply with a cosmological model.
Astrology didn't survive the discovery of spectral/redshift distance measuring. What's left is a somewhat cult based on denial of scientific conclusion.

 

[schweikh]

[...] And it's not just technically, it results in our planet receiving several percent more and less of the solar radiation depending on the position in orbit.

That's because of the elliptic orbit, not due to where the barycenter is.

 

[loveydovey]

You better know your Zodiac if you wanna chat some girls up, just sayin'.

 

[Alain De Vos]

i'm freaking 1/r*r versus 1/r.
For me it "feels like" how matter is distributed. But thats not science.

 

[loveydovey]

There's no way out of my net.inet.tcp.blackhole, don't make that mistake.

 

[Alain De Vos]

Lol. Just reverse time arrow.

 

[Crivens]

You better know your Zodiac if you wanna chat some girls up, just sayin'.

Those that can be chatted Up by this are exactly those I would not want to be chatted up. Alao, if you proclaim "I'm a virgin" they tend to loose interest anyway.

 

[loveydovey]

Those that can be chatted Up by this are exactly those I would not want to be chatted up. Alao, if you proclaim "I'm a virgin" they tend to loose interest anyway.

It's a Virgo, not a virgin. And every man who ever chatted about zodiac signs with his future wife just got offended.