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[Maturin]

In a job interview the HR manager asks the candidate about his marital status.
"Not married", answers the candidate.
"Sorry", says the manager, "but we only employ people used to knuckle under."

 

[Maturin]

Jack comes back from vacation.
His boss asks, 'And, how was Brazil?'
'Terrible', Jack replies, 'the one half of all people are soccer players, the other half are prostitutes.'
'My wife is from Brazil!' the boss says.
Jack hesitates, '- ...which team she played?'

 

[Maturin]

Bob comes his first time to play on that golf course in Florida.
He steps into the office to pay the greenfee and says to the secretary, 'Miss, I just studied your club rules and couldn't help it to notice that your rule number one says, "five mulligans are mandatory on each hole." - Ah...??'
She shrugs, 'This is a Trump's course.'