New Bash features to improve the experience for Linux users:
Yeah, the ones at top create smoke and mirrors about "You're too low on the IT totem pole, so we can't give you info on this device. It will be your ass on the line if you mess it up and it leaks millions of dollars' worth of data". Then they hire a consultant for those same millions, but data gets stolen anyway. Then they're too embarrassed to admit that the real issue all along was moronic setup of the bespoke device.
I prefer German Shepherds, they're smart and keep you in good physical shape. If I do get a pup, I think I'll name it Buster.