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[Al Seitsinger]

I have completed the Bear Grylls Man vs Wild lessons/episodes, I am certified to get water out of pee.

This is the funniest sh*t ever. I have a joke about Bear Grylls: I'm convinced his entire career is just a excuse for him to drink his own urine. He always survives the most impossible odds only to end it with a yellow nightcap.

"the only thing left to do is to drink my own urine! Wow! It's enterprisingly refreshing!"

Introducing: Bear Grylls' Refreshing Urine Drink

 

[loveydovey]

This is the funniest sh*t ever. I have a joke about Bear Grylls: I'm convinced his entire career is just a excuse for him to drink his own urine. He always survives the most impossible odds only to end it with a yellow nightcap.

"the only thing left to do is to drink my own urine! Wow! It's enterprisingly refreshing!"

Introducing: Bear Grylls' Refreshing Urine Drink

You must've not yet tried a glass of his revered Water Out of Old Dirty Sock. Or Elephant Dung Liquid. And raw goat testicles for snacks to nibble on.

You're right, it'd be a banger to have a bar with funny names like that and maybe funny tasting recipes to go with it. Missed opportunity?