I know I'm a smartass because....

I don't know, must have been some hotshot manager. There weren't a lot of spaces in the car park and I really hate idiots that think they have a right to take up more than one space. I mean he (I assume it was a he) parked smack in the middle of two parking spaces.

But if they want to fire me for sticking up for myself, so be it. If that's the kind of company they want to be I don't even want to work for them any more anyway.
 
Translation, I am an ass and I park wherever I want to...

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... I refuse to read MS Office .doc* files. I could convert them to .pdf myself using various internet applications, but I always send back emails with complaints about non-portability of such files.

This is again wrong, but I suffer from lack of respect for people who use * Office programs for serious scientific work, seminars, manuals, diplomas etc. in my field (physics/mathematics). Especially if they used MS Excel for the graphs.
 
A word of warning: people who send you MS Office documents often don't know any better and complaining doesn't always help, it may even piss them off. People don't usually take kindly to being confronted with their own stupidity. Been there, done that, never got the t-shirt. Way before the days of OpenOffice/LibreOffice etc. I had to work with a particularly braindead secretary who sent HTML mail, sent MS documents, sent e-mails that were formatted worse than what we sometimes get here on the forums, etc. But when I dared to even subtly hint at anything she would go off on a rant so stupid, ignorant and uninformed (obviously referring to all sorts of thing that had absolutely no relevance whatsoever) that I couldn't even be bothered to dignify it with a response of any kind for that would have only made things worse.

Sometimes people can be educated, but other times people are just too stupid and/or proud to waste your precious time on.
 
I know, but I get just so annoyed by such ignorance. If you have to fill in any serious applications, they are all in the .pdf format (more or less). But then I get some people who are sending me .doc documents and my blood boils.

I remember when I was going in high school, and I prepared some presentations in PowerPoint. I was using version 2001, and in school they had 2005 version (or something like that), and they couldn't open it. This was my first encounter with clumsiness of MS Office. In order to milk people of their money, their standards are not always backwards compatible.

In the following years, I have discovered, that even if you managed to somehow open the document, the formatting will be completely different. Pictures are flying across allover the document and if you don't have that particular font you're in for a treat. Excel is another matter. It's clumsiness beats people with university education, and with it it's still impossible to create custom fit. Furthermore, MS created another standard, making the other obsolete, so maybe in the future the support for .doc format will be discontinued. This isn't what you expect from a standard! I have vowed I will have nothing to do with MS Office again.

I am not saying that everyone should do what I say and write .pdf files. But if I see that it was done in an * Office program, I just cannot bring myself to take that document seriously.

It's like rules of this forum: if you want people to take you seriously, you have to make an effort, and pay attention on the formatting/spelling/labeling etc. If you create an * Office document, there is no effort. At least press that "[cmd=""]convert to .pdf[/cmd]" button when you're done writing, is that so much to ask? Maybe it is, and that's why I am a smartass :e.
 
At work (a Microsoft-centric environment x(), at least once a day someone calls me on the phone whining about the fact that his/her XP machine is "veeery slooow". The first thing I do is killing the antivirus :e, gaining an average 20-30% in performance.

User: Wow, now it's waaay snappier! I hope it stays so...
Me: Keep hoping...

Note: the (l)users here are worse then any computer virus ever created. No matter what/how may antivirus software you install, they are always able to destroy their PC. So trust me, a day without antivirus won't do any damage that they have not yet done.
 
@@jozze:

I understand and share your frustration. I do understand that people want an office suite, but unfortunately MS Office, OpenOffice.Org and LibreOffice all make it way too easy to create crappy and unportable documents. At least the latter two are free, but how people and entire businesses can shell out hundreds if not thousands of dollars/pounds/euros for what is essentially crapware is beyond me.
 
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Apologies up front, just got back from the "home terrace" (balcony) enjoying a cold Palm, while a Grolsch is waiting for me in the fridge ;)

Me a smartass?

Because I now feel like writing up the ultimate L.A.R.T. (Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool) for @jozze and then send him the highly functional automated .docx macro document: "Oh, I thought you used Office too..." (<running & ducking>!).

Sorry, sorry, sorry... ok; all borderlining "pun" aside: I consider myself an MS Office 2010 "power" user, simply because my whole company rests on it and I use some relatively advanced VBA powered templates for my common day work (not going too much off topic, but when I set up a bill in Word it automatically contacts Outlook to retrieve information such as addressee information and such. All manually coded stuff).

When you have a subscription with my company you get your bills 2 folded: a regular one using common mail, and the other electronically.

So the first thing I did? Code something like this:

Code:
Dim melding As Integer
Dim desktop, brief As String

brief = Left$(ActiveDocument.Name, Len(ActiveDocument.Name) - 4) + "pdf"
ActiveDocument.SaveAs2 FileName:=desktop + brief, FileFormat:=wdFormatPDF, AddToRecentFiles:=False
melding = MsgBox(brief + " opgeslagen op de desktop.", vbInformation, "Document geëxporteerd")
(small snippet, not going too much off topic here)

This basically exports the Word document I'm working on in PDF format and saves it on my desktop. From there I manually process it by e-mailing, deleting, and setting a reminder in Outlook's todo items to make sure that I double check if customers have actually paid (even though I work in IT I wouldn't trust my income to be processed completely automated).

Darn, guess that doesn't make me such a smart ass after all, or does it? :\

Either way; probably needless to say but even as an "MS Office 2010 fan" I still wholeheartedly agree with your frustrations.
 
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Double LOL :e! Just what I'd expect from this awesome community :D.

ShelLuser said:
Because I now feel like writing up the ultimate L.A.R.T. (Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool) for @jozze and then send him the highly functional automated .docx macro document: "Oh, I thought you used Office too..." (<running & ducking>!).

Well, you can make all sorts of macros, and make your document print letters with tulips and musical composition, but this doesn't mean you'll be able to reinvent the way people read books. BTW I am not saying *Office is all bad. I'm just saying the bad pretty much outweighs the good.

gkontos said:
I consider Excel to be the most useful product that Microsoft ever created.

I think I now qualify for the thread.

Could be, but I prefer awk/sed + gnuplot in its stead.

Yup, definitely smartasses :e.
 
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jozze said:
Double LOL :e! Just what I'd expect from this awesome commuity :D.
+1

I wonder if the moderators also adjust our spelling mistakes, because uhm.. well... community? :) (no offence; honest. I'm simply writing a message while I probably shouldn't have :)).

jozze said:
Well, you can make all sorts of macros, and make your document print letters with tulips and musical composition, but this doesn't mean you'll be able to reinvent the way people read books.
Oh but you can ;) Because some people really need it (link to funny Youtube.com movie about people unable to read :e).

jozze said:
BTW I am not saying *Office is all bad. I'm just saying the bad pretty much outweighs the good.
Nah, no need, no need. If I had the slightest idea that the criticism wasn't genuine I really wouldn't have bothered writing up something stupid up there (sharing VBA code on a FreeBSD forum? Maybe it does make me a smartass after all ;)).
 
gkontos said:
I consider Excel to be the most useful product that Microsoft ever created.

I think I now qualify for the thread.

Excel is unfortunately too powerful. You end up with end users creating their own non-relational databases with it.

I'm a smartass because once many years ago (2003?) I was looking for documentation on mpd and the first (and most detailed) hit that came up on Google was a brief HOWTO that I wrote and posted to one of the old BSD forums about 6-12 months prior. Unfortunately, it didn't help solve my problem :e
 
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