From old times ...
Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal
(comes in mind)
They Use:
(e.g.)
Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal
If you can't do it in Fortran, do it in assembly language. If you can't do it in assembly language, it isn't worth doing.
Nowadays Real Programmers Don't Use:What kind of operating system is used by a Real Programmer? CP/M? God forbid-- CP/M, after all, is basically a toy operating system. Even little old ladies and grade school students can understand and use CP/M (like Linux)
(comes in mind)
Code:
Linux Kernel
Ubuntu Windowze
viral GPL
proprietary if-phone
They Use:
(e.g.)
Code:
FreeBSD kernel running on android :)