As High Priest of the Yea BeaSD please accept my humble apology in his place.
For I fear our Our Brother
Mjolnir hath fallen victim to
the Extra Evil purchased by Bill "Gates of Hell" from Satan.
Twas twice three minus one months I caught him unaware in the Moon's pale glow, running to and fro, naked amongst the LQ forum flock following Spring Equinox.
My menacing malevolence momentarily caused his senses to return, and when found himself free range running reckless in the midst of their flock, far from there he fled in a flash, to I knoweth not where.
Remember him therefore in your Daily Rituals that he may return to us unharmed, where his mirth and humor are sorely missed by all.
Can I get an amen!