Understanding Technical People

Dilbert understands technical people.
They respond to questions in 3 ways:-
1. It is technically impossible
Meaning .. I don't feel like doing it.

2. It depends
Meaning .. Abandon all hope of a useful answer.

3. The data bits are flexed through a collectimizer which strips the flow-gate arrays into virtual message elements.
Meaning .. I don't know.

TIP: Don't issue problem reports in Bugzilla.
 
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