You know the strange nonsensical or down right weird advice we get given from time to time? Well I would like to have a thread to preserve such nuggets of wisdom for future generations to look at and say WTF?
So to get the ball rolling I'll share a few nuggets I have been given over the years.
Never give a customs officer two fingers, or he will take you to one side put on a rubber glove and return the favor. (Given by a friend on his return from a holiday in Amsterdam).
Don't under any circumstances leave the house without a spatula, it' got a million an one uses. (Given by some odd ball guy in my local drinking establishment, who carry's a spatula on him at all times).
Don't get hit by a bus when wearing a clown costume. (Another from the spatula carrying loon).
Never swing a cat by it's tail, the little gits grab the ceiling and wont come down.(From Danny a guy I was in collage with).
Now you turn.
So to get the ball rolling I'll share a few nuggets I have been given over the years.
Never give a customs officer two fingers, or he will take you to one side put on a rubber glove and return the favor. (Given by a friend on his return from a holiday in Amsterdam).
Don't under any circumstances leave the house without a spatula, it' got a million an one uses. (Given by some odd ball guy in my local drinking establishment, who carry's a spatula on him at all times).
Don't get hit by a bus when wearing a clown costume. (Another from the spatula carrying loon).
Never swing a cat by it's tail, the little gits grab the ceiling and wont come down.(From Danny a guy I was in collage with).
Now you turn.
