Real Programmers Don't Use [...]

[kdemidofff]

From old times ...

Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal

If you can't do it in Fortran, do it in assembly language. If you can't do it in assembly language, it isn't worth doing.

What kind of operating system is used by a Real Programmer? CP/M? God forbid-- CP/M, after all, is basically a toy operating system. Even little old ladies and grade school students can understand and use CP/M (like Linux)

Nowadays Real Programmers Don't Use:
(comes in mind)

Linux Kernel
Ubuntu Windowze
viral GPL
proprietary if-phone

They Use:
(e.g.)

FreeBSD kernel running on android :)

 

[roddierod]

 

[varnie]

roddierod, haha, nice
but i want just to remind that real programmers consider coding in binaries is impermissible luxury so they magnetize HDD's sectors manually )

 

[roddierod]

Ha Ha...now that is something I'd like to see!

 

[nekoexmachina]

coding in binaries is impermissible luxury so they magnetize HDD's sectors manually

com'n, man, real programmers do that with butterflies.
http://xkcd.com/378/

 

[qsecofr]

rm /dev/sysmouse

 

[sossego]

Real programmers...
do everything while wasted.
Nothing like a couple of shots for some good drunk system setting up.

 

[sixtydoses]

 

[BeastieBoy]

They Use:
(e.g.)

FreeBSD kernel running on android :)

They code for platforms where people are ready to drop some cash on. Today it's the iphone, tomorrow might be something else