bah, well i AM using pfsense as my router so maybe i can figure out how to make it work. I currently have "static dhcp" setup where it gives out ip's based on the mac address....I'm sure it can handle normal static ip as well but i'm not 100% sure it can handle BOTH at the same time, but thats probably a question i should ask in the pfsense forum, so off i go =)
as far as the mac address thing went, i thought there might be a way to make "virtual" interfaces and then bridge them all....or something...oh well, that would proabbly be messy anyways.