Fortune Didn't Install (Solved!)
Dutch, thanks for following up. I've been running pkgdb -F ... for three days! Even with the -fu flag, it still requires a lot of user input, and is pretty slow on my 2.4 GHz P4 test machine.
Fortune is an original UNIX program, and is the engine behind the classic Gnome "Wanda the Fish" app. I often use the quotes to lighten up my math lectures.
The suggestion above to invoke sysinstall and then add the "games" category worked; all is well now. I had assumed that doing a full desktop install would include all those pieces, but that's not the case and now I know how to fix it in the future.
Thanks to all!