Ran into an old friend from decades ago. I first met him through a girlfriend who was friends with his wife. He was in the Air Force in England and was coming home for a while cause he broke his foot.
"How'd you break your foot?"
"I dropped an atomic bomb on it."
"What?"
"My job was to load atomic bombs on bomber planes. My hand slipped and the bomb dropped down on my foot."
"How'd you break your foot?"
"I dropped an atomic bomb on it."
"What?"
"My job was to load atomic bombs on bomber planes. My hand slipped and the bomb dropped down on my foot."