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Old December 15th, 2012, 18:46
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O Christmas Tree.... TIMBEEEEERRRRR!

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"The perfect Christmas gift for the ambitious astronomer."

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Old December 26th, 2012, 13:34
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Why the long face?

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So there is twitter on the enterprise?

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Old January 4th, 2013, 22:25
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Launchpad not still get boring after...https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+s...d/+bug/1055766.
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Old January 12th, 2013, 02:56
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Developer outsources himself: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/01...ces_job_china/.
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In his performance assessments by the firm's human resources department, he was the firm's top coder for many quarters and was considered expert in C, C++, Perl, Java, Ruby, PHP, and Python.
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Old January 16th, 2013, 20:36
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To be fair, I think one has to give the guy at least some credit for thinking of this. It sure is creative

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Well, he was a good project manager at least. He was able to manage - something many "kindermanagers" can't do and they stick around in the office anyway.

I'm curious if we was an expert or not. I don't think he just blindly passed the code from others (so he had to do a quality control).

We have an office joke from this actually - we would like to see that team. Many of you know why
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Old January 16th, 2013, 22:50
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Yep a kind of wise guy, sure that he can find a better job maybe something like consultor expert in how do nothing productive for an enterprise
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Old January 31st, 2013, 22:18
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Found on a VGA Planets site (by the way: any FreeBSD users playing the game?).

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  2. Imagine there's no INDEX
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Why did the fly go to the optometrist?

He couldn't see shit.
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hahahahha .. ESP ???? hahahahha
Yep, that got me also. That guy owes me a new keyboard.

If you want to have more laughs at ESP, use $SEARCH_ENGINE end look for James Randi and how he trolled the CIA remote viewing project. That guy is definitely on my list of people to have a beer with.
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