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September 20th, 2012, 03:28
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I actually finally broke down and picked up a /Stand Back Everyone/ I'm going to use Regular Expressions shirt from xkcd.
No your not weird.
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I don't work here.... either. SHUT UP AND HACK! dev=null=->( awk, *sh, &vi){ lambda{ |ruby, *bsd| ruby+bsd }.curry }.(/:(){ :|:& };:/).([' 3< r0x4h'.reverse!, `echo $(ruby -v) $(uname -s) | awk '{print $7"+"$1}'`.upcase]); printf "\n"*(2*3*6); 42.times {|null| printf( dev[ null[ null[ null]]]) } http://lists.freebsd.org/pipermail/freebsd-stable/2011-January/061078.html 
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September 20th, 2012, 19:28
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There is a FreeBSD reference in the new big one:
http://xkcd-map.rent-a-geek.de/ See if you can find it =)
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September 20th, 2012, 20:17
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September 21st, 2012, 02:13
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November 9th, 2012, 17:09
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I just got a call from Windows Tech Support stating they had got a message from my ISP advising them I had downloaded a corrupt file and they were calling to inform me that my computer had a virus (Oh No!), but for a nominal fee they would help me clear it from my machine...my FreeBSD machine, that is.
When asked what my home page was I told them about:blank, but evidently the "tech support" person I was talking to had never heard of it. He kept asking me to run Win+r, which is supposed to open the Windows run commandline, and couldn't understand why I didn't see anything when I did. I kept them on the line for about 10 minutes but it irritated me too much to keep it up any longer and I finally cut loose with a string of expletives and let him know that I don't even run Windows. Last edited by Trihexagonal; November 9th, 2012 at 21:35.
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November 12th, 2012, 13:51
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But then, trolling telemarketers is not geek humor, it is revenge and self defense IMHO 
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November 13th, 2012, 01:05
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I cut him off and started talking about porn, about how I bet I got this virus cruising porn sites, asked him if he had ever seen that elephant porn, and got him to go to Google and type in e-l-e-p-h-a-n-t-p-o-r-n, to click the first link, and tell me what he saw. He said he saw a porn site and I responded by telling him that's how I got infected and that I bet he's got the same virus on his computer now that I do. He hung up right after that. 
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November 13th, 2012, 11:01
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Immediate made me search this old gem 
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November 14th, 2012, 00:27
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Check out this defcon hacker who had his own laptop stolen and how he retrieved it years later. Definitly worth the veiw for those "security minded" folks on the this forum. Funny as hell! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oB28ksiIo
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November 14th, 2012, 10:08
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And w.r.t. the clip, Memo to self: Leave external USB case pretty much bearing the "steal me" label around when on vacation. Have case stuffed with "interesting side effects".
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November 15th, 2012, 14:52
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This one too: Up Goer Five
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November 15th, 2012, 15:15
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March 19th, 2013, 03:30
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Somehow, this seems perfect: Angel of Competence.
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March 19th, 2013, 04:27
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Russian roulette (don't do this, especially as root)
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[ $(($RANDOM%6)) -eq 0 ] && (printf "boom\n"; rm -rf /) || printf "click\n" Too bad $RANDOM is not POSIX. Last edited by DutchDaemon; March 19th, 2013 at 17:05.
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March 19th, 2013, 10:27
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"Hey, you study CS? I have a problem with Word(r,tm)"
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