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ikevinjp
February 14th, 2012, 06:09
By the way, what is this Junior Member thing and how do I get promoted to Senior Member?
wblock@
February 14th, 2012, 07:12
There's a trivia quiz, and then you have to learn and demonstrate the secret handshake. Then the certificate arrives in the mail in six to eight weeks.
SirDice
February 14th, 2012, 12:22
You won't believe the number of quizzes I had to go through :e
nekoexmachina
February 14th, 2012, 12:33
SirDice, I've thought that you need only paint 25 bikesheds and provide a proof of it for any moderator. Isn't it so?
SirDice
February 14th, 2012, 12:46
Yes, that was part of the practical exam ;)
DutchDaemon
February 15th, 2012, 00:29
The latest rule is that you have to mime the three-way handshake without using your arms.
ikevinjp
February 15th, 2012, 02:06
I have no idea what all those answers mean!
Beastie
February 15th, 2012, 08:27
I have no idea what all those answers mean!
This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humour) may help. :)
Now, more seriously, a user title/promotion (https://www.vbulletin.com/docs/html/user_titles) depends on his activity (post count).
UNIXgod
February 15th, 2012, 08:57
SirDice, I've thought that you need only paint 25 bikesheds and provide a proof of it for any moderator. Isn't it so?
No. There is only one BikeSheD and its color is BLACK
nekoexmachina
February 15th, 2012, 16:43
No. There is only one BikeSheD and it's color is BLACK
This means just that you'll never become a Bikeshed Painter like SirDice.
LateNiteTV
February 15th, 2012, 18:46
Geez, you guys had it easy. I try to wash off the shame every day from what I had to do to go from Jr. to regular member. And my ass still hurts.
White_Mad_Hatter
February 15th, 2012, 19:38
LateNightTV I really don't want to know the back story on that.
aragon
February 15th, 2012, 22:19
There's a trivia quiz, and then you have to learn and demonstrate the secret handshake. Then the certificate arrives in the mail in six to eight weeks.
That's right... don't mention the anal probe!
LateNiteTV
February 15th, 2012, 22:49
latenighttv i really don't want to know the BACK story on that.
Exactly.
White_Mad_Hatter
February 16th, 2012, 00:08
Was it a twig or a trunk in size.
LateNiteTV
February 16th, 2012, 00:40
lololololol.
bbzz
February 16th, 2012, 02:19
In before DD closes this;
What nobody told you is that there are really 4 parts to this.
Firstly, you have to demonstrate you can kiss tip of your elbow. This is where most people fail. Hence, most stay Juniors for their lifetime here.
Who manages to pass this must prove their worth by doing breakdancing while licking their elbow.
If you are one of people who succeeds in this, then you must do ONE extreme sport of your choice while pole dancing.
And only then there is a trivia quiz, secret handshake stuff, and you get your certificate in mail in 6-8 weeks... Unless it gets lost then you need to do it all over again.
LateNiteTV
February 16th, 2012, 16:25
In before DD closes this;
What nobody told you is that there are really 4 parts to this.
Firstly, you have to demonstrate you can kiss tip of your elbow. This is where most people fail. Hence, most stay Juniors for their lifetime here.
Who manages to pass this must prove their worth by doing breakdancing while licking their elbow.
If you are one of people who succeeds in this, then you must do ONE extreme sport of your choice while pole dancing.
And only then there is a trivia quiz, secret handshake stuff, and you get your certificate in mail in 6-8 weeks... Unless it gets lost then you need to do it all over again.
And if you're in the United States, then you know what our postal system is like... and you'll probably be repeating this process many, many times.
Crivens
February 16th, 2012, 16:42
Oh, and you have to check in a kernel module which you wrote by
cat > module.ko
After that, you can watch Pinky&TheBrain "T.H.E.Y." for an idea what comes after the member status.
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